The House of the Ungoofing

Hey. I'm Zach. This is my tumblr. Isn't it fucking cool?

I don’t want to do anything. 

Humans have two hands:

One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.

(via flaxenplaguedoctor)

CRUSHES.UGH. FFFFNNNNNGGGGHGHHHHH

(Source: yeahshehadaname)

dulect:

we’re soaring, flying

dulect:

we’re soaring, flying

(Source: thebitterend-, via scurrilizzie)

Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In fact, others seem to be bothering you, but it is not others, it is your own mind.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via astraeia)

(Source: tobiji, via mydaydream-screams)

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.
I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

(via timsutton)

seasonofdecay:

You’ve Got To Keep Up
You’ve Got To Keep Going

theentropiancolonist:

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

This is amazing.